Today, I was trying to impress a very cute guy at a party by grinding up against him. During my very sexy choreography, I heard him say, “It feels like a slug rubbing against me.” FML

By setaleschausasses - / Sunday 26 December 2011 05:22 / Lebanon
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  SpeakUpFYL  |  4

In the same vein of ~ so much for courtship and the art of seduction. Yes, I am quite aware of the prevalence of casual sex. Still, some things never change. Ninety percent of the time the woman is hoping for a relationship to emerge, even if it starts as casual sex. Nothing is less seductive, appealing or attractive than a woman just throwing herself at a man. Seduction is dance between TWO people, not one person throwing herself at a man. And he clearly was not interested.

By  amsterdamgirl  |  20

well, nobody wants to hear that. Sorry. But why does it say during? you kept dancing after that? also grinding is not an opening move. you only do that if you already are flirting as a tease.