Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
bitch, show her the backhand
cerebellum_fml 0
Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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Comments (60)
Peroxide 3
Props for laying it on the line which is more than can be said for most of the secret crush posters.
Savvysass 0
She shared her H1N1 with you, in these modern times that's the go ahead you've been dreaming of. SO HOT SHARE THE SNOT.
Flutist 3
This is what happens when you fall in love with Shamoo. She wasn't laughing, she was showing you her tricks. Free show.
Wet_Dream 0
you should rape her!
Shereen15 0
Wtf?..rape her? You need counseling
Tech_N9ne 0
Flutist, you're not funny. stop. but yeah man next time say calmly, "you're a bitch" and leave. better than loud cuz then she'll actually think about it.
Flutist 3
says you.
Flutist 3
See Shamoo is an attention *****, all the attention. You never know who she gets wet.
The_Pleb 0
Lol flutist you failed again your not funny Now goo to bed!!!!
Xero3g 5
I concur with the unfunny.
Flutist 3
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Shereen15 0
hahaha...you guys just let her have her joke!!..damnit yall are mean
ChuckWaggon 0
Total bitch, put some laxatives in her food or drink so you can watch her shit herself in front of friends family and co workers, then say, damn if we were dating I would be embarrassed that you can't hold your poo.
yougetmecloserto 0
Hahahahahahahaha excellent, excellent call.
jonny2x4 0
Gotta love those classy Jersey girls.
McBadAss 0
Think of it this way, the two of you are already sharing bodily fluids. Rock On!
Starfire22 5
you poor thing! at least you got that off ur chest and have now found out the your crush was a total bitch!! so don't feel bad better to find out now then waste a couple of months pinning for her.