Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
bitch, show her the backhand
cerebellum_fml 0
Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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Comments (60)
mizanonymous 0
op there are girls with more control of their bodily fluids out there. And wetdream... Get help. Get lots of help.
shudashuia 0
fire in the hole ....
serpent0042 0
Could be worse, when my dad first asked out my mom she kicked him in the nuts.
cadillacgal79 32
What happened to just blushing?
ColdGold 6
So how you feeling now? (after telling her your feelings) So did you even know this person?
sammy6597 0
you have good taste (y). ..:L
Plumppotato 3
the big question that everyone seems to be missing is... was she actually drinking something or did water randomly shoot out her nose?
FerrariCake 2
You're in luck... women always say they want a guy who can make them laugh.
sterlbott2 0
Your pathetic.
Yodelmeister 18
What about his pathetic?
ilikecookehs 0
lulz thats funny. I hope you got revenge.
razzlemyfrazzle 0
how is that....how is that possible to have that much nose power to squirt water all over your face??? o.e