FML : Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued...

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Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fattypatty - / Thursday 9 July 2009 06:21 / United States

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By SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#381976 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:16

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

By Sue21 | 0

#381967 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:14

wow

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By Sue21 | 0

#381967 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:14

wow

narks | 0

#381989 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:19

generic 'butt crack' joke? ydi

purple_nugget | 0

#382097 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:53

wow you must be really fat.. plus who sits on public toilets. nastyy

Mulada | 0

#382440 - Thursday 9 July 2009 07:17

Um, people who need to use them, 19? It's what they're there for!

z3r0ram | 0

#384248 - Friday 10 July 2009 10:14

when the plastic ones get old, they loose their strength, even a loose stand in the front can help it just came down to most you weight being on the weakest point of that seat. fairly easy to do really, especially if you heated it up ...

MadaFaka_fml | 0

#384403 - Friday 10 July 2009 12:49

fu*k thats disguasting stop eating shit man

gigi2009 | 0

#387925 - Saturday 11 July 2009 08:27

Damn! Fat bitch!! Endless hahaha's

natasha_tailor | 0

#402419 - Thursday 16 July 2009 08:30

can you not...thats me in the future ^_^

Fop | 6

#426256 - Friday 24 July 2009 11:34

That happened to me once, and I'm in no way obese. Neither FYL nor YDI, could simply be bad quality.

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3110675 - Monday 15 August 2011 07:06

fatty mcgoo

By SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#381976 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:16

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

silvermoonstar3 | 2

#382253 - Thursday 9 July 2009 05:57

it could be plastic or something?

heavenandhell | 0

#382284 - Thursday 9 July 2009 06:12

the seats are plastic and the bowl is porcelain or ceramic... dumbass

sunshiiiineXD | 0

#382703 - Thursday 9 July 2009 09:19

Not all seats are plastic, hun.

DangerousBabee | 0

#384085 - Friday 10 July 2009 08:50

ROFL My cousin is umm..fat. she broke my toilet seat and didnt even tell me. :P

katey280 | 0

#1560743 - Sunday 17 October 2010 01:43

I'm just suprised he didn't feel it :S

By iambatman123 | 0

#382007 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:24

That doesn't mean your fat. That happened to me. I weigh 110.

Chel_fml | 0

#384243 - Friday 10 July 2009 10:13

That happened to me too. I think it's more of how you shift your weight...

mojo5678 | 5

#5374665 - Tuesday 19 February 2013 06:26

Or you're in serious denial

Vita_1 | 20

#6023141 - Wednesday 30 July 2014 08:08

110 lbs or kg... Haha

twilight2002 | 17

#6505039 - Friday 8 January 2016 01:39

stop hating on her...don't be jealous because she is 110 and your not..people are such haters

By cucuto89 | 0

#382015 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:26

Cool STOry Bro

megan_lovee | 0

#3510138 - Saturday 29 October 2011 10:18

yeah I loved it bro..amazing

Hildy93 | 21

#6332581 - Friday 26 June 2015 07:12

Hey take a lap

By DanMan | 0

#382026 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:30

Your life is not f'd. I have broken a toilet seat before and I am 150 lbs. It just had a lot of wear and tear.

By handyphil | 0

#382029 - Thursday 9 July 2009 04:31

I hate fat people. Stop being a fat shit.

Inked2009 | 0

#382153 - Thursday 9 July 2009 05:14

Prick

Hemlock510 | 0

#382172 - Thursday 9 July 2009 05:19

I hate assholes. Stop being an asshole

thabeast | 0

#382189 - Thursday 9 July 2009 05:25

well theres the "Yeah look at how fat I am haha" people and the "why am I fat? I need a twinkie" people if the OP is the former then its all good but we won't really know the circumstances...