Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

By Fattypatty - / Thursday 9 July 2009 06:21 / United States
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  z3r0ram  |  0

when the plastic ones get old, they loose their strength, even a loose stand in the front can help it just came down to most you weight being on the weakest point of that seat. fairly easy to do really, especially if you heated it up ...

By  cucuto89  |  0

Cool STOry Bro

By  handyphil  |  0

I hate fat people. Stop being a fat shit.

  thabeast  |  0

well theres the "Yeah look at how fat I am haha" people and the "why am I fat? I need a twinkie" people if the OP is the former then its all good but we won't really know the circumstances...

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