Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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Sue21
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wow
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narks
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generic 'butt crack' joke?
ydi
ydi
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purple_nugget
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wow you must be really fat..
plus who sits on public toilets.
nastyy
plus who sits on public toilets.
nastyy
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Mulada
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Um, people who need to use them, 19? It's what they're there for!
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z3r0ram
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when the plastic ones get old, they loose their strength, even a loose stand in the front can help
it just came down to most you weight being on the weakest point of that seat.
fairly easy to do really, especially if you heated it up ...
it just came down to most you weight being on the weakest point of that seat.
fairly easy to do really, especially if you heated it up ...
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MadaFaka_fml
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fu*k thats disguasting
stop eating shit man
stop eating shit man
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gigi2009
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Damn! Fat bitch!! Endless hahaha's
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natasha_tailor
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can you not...thats me in the future ^_^
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Fop
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That happened to me once, and I'm in no way obese. Neither FYL nor YDI, could simply be bad quality.
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EvilCupcake8361
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fatty mcgoo
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SusanaSaysRawrxD
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Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D:
and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3
and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3
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silvermoonstar3
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it could be plastic or something?
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heavenandhell
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the seats are plastic and the bowl is porcelain or ceramic... dumbass
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sunshiiiineXD
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Not all seats are plastic, hun.
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DangerousBabee
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ROFL My cousin is umm..fat. she broke my toilet seat and didnt even tell me. :P
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katey280
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I'm just suprised he didn't feel it :S
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iambatman123
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That doesn't mean your fat. That happened to me. I weigh 110.
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Chel_fml
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That happened to me too. I think it's more of how you shift your weight...
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mojo5678
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Or you're in serious denial
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Vita_1
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110 lbs or kg... Haha
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twilight2002
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stop hating on her...don't be jealous because she is 110 and your not..people are such haters
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cucuto89
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Cool STOry Bro
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megan_lovee
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yeah I loved it bro..amazing
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Hildy93
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Hey take a lap
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DanMan
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Your life is not f'd. I have broken a toilet seat before and I am 150 lbs. It just had a lot of wear and tear.
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handyphil
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I hate fat people. Stop being a fat shit.
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Inked2009
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Prick
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Hemlock510
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I hate assholes. Stop being an asshole
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thabeast
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well theres the "Yeah look at how fat I am haha" people
and the "why am I fat? I need a twinkie" people
if the OP is the former then its all good
but we won't really know the circumstances...
and the "why am I fat? I need a twinkie" people
if the OP is the former then its all good
but we won't really know the circumstances...
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xFenix81x
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I second that.
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panda4life
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how bout u stop being a duche bag and mabe people will consider a diet.
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NattyB123
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7 - I hope karma is a bitch to you and you get fat.
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yaktazuki
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YDI fatty
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Jeffler
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Seat was probably just old, my brother broke a seat once when he was a 70 lb kid.
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Ub3r_Crippl3
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Damb!
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Dabamash
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Nearly. "Damn".
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mahree8mellos
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LOL!
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benshady
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that sucks I feel sorry for you.
and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3