Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
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Anderling 32

It’s kind of a cheesy line, so she might have laughed off that, and not because the concept is silly to her. Depending on what she’s like, she may even enjoy a good dose of cheese. Talk to her and work it out from there.

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RichardPencil 30

What is that, about 7 miles at most? "To the moon and back" is over 500,000 miles, so your love is at the level you might give a stapler or a hole punch. Love of pets is usually on the order of 10s of thousands of miles, for reference sake.

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Anderling 32

It’s kind of a cheesy line, so she might have laughed off that, and not because the concept is silly to her. Depending on what she’s like, she may even enjoy a good dose of cheese. Talk to her and work it out from there.

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RichardPencil 30

What is that, about 7 miles at most? "To the moon and back" is over 500,000 miles, so your love is at the level you might give a stapler or a hole punch. Love of pets is usually on the order of 10s of thousands of miles, for reference sake.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How long have you been dating? Maybe you caught her off guard because it's too soon. Or else maybe she isn't one of the cheesy romance types.

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Joe Machismo 1

It was probably just funny cause how sappy it was. She might still feel the same lol

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Don't tell me... you also never play the lottery because the love of your friends and family makes you the richest man in thr world, right? It might be a good idea to avoid using metaphors/similies when describing your feelings in the future.

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