Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
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Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Top comments
TergesteCity 12
Well at least you found the courage, good for you. Now you can move on.
jfigley 5
Ouch man, sorry...
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Comments (9)
jfigley 5
Ouch man, sorry...
tounces7 28
Well after the look of revulsion you may as well say you are joking otherwise things will just get awkward forever.
TergesteCity 12
Well at least you found the courage, good for you. Now you can move on.
RichardPencil 32
Is this a BFZF or an FW/OB? Best friend zone forever or friend without benefits.
Bogrbon 27
Unfortunately in many or even most cases that’s about the level of interest when you’re “just friends.” If there were romantic interest there would be more. It sucks, but that’s life, so move on. At least you know and can try and find someone else who’s interested. I finally learned in my early 20’s that it’s not worth my time chasing after someone who’s clearly not interested, and that was transformative.
mewtwonow 24
This happened to me too. Except she ****** another guy on the same day I told her. She was laughing at me
Brightside86 31
I imagine that's really frustrating for attractive girls who constantly can't keep friends because they all want them.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
After that reaction “duh, who the **** would have a crush on YOU?”
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You could still salvage the situation and say yes you were joking and just wanted to see her reaction. If you even still want her as a friend, since that's a mean response.