Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
bitch, show her the backhand
cerebellum_fml 0
Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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Comments (60)
NightGod 0
YDI-stop listening to Hollywood, women don't want some wussy guy who pours their heart out with wild confessions of love-it's awkward and creepy. Before you went off confessing your undying love, maybe you should have done something crazy like, I dunno-ASKED HER ON A DATE. Yeah, craziness, asking people out rather than some big confession. WTF am I thinking.
Shereen15 0
Lmao...great idea
tuna1827 0
eww, i hope there was no germs. and find someone else that is not that gross.
Vernon247 0
Well you should of told her to pay for the coffee then it would not of been that bad :)
Mcstroodlenugget 0
lmao
atok 0
Are you...? Are you going to drink that?
houseofame 4
Wait what DID you say? "I love you as much as I love all of my 7 evil exes combined." ?
HannahPaloozah 0
I don't think that was water ...
xxMichaxx 0
Bahahahahaha!!! wow..... yea, that totally sucks dude!
Yodelmeister 18
Looks like you dodged a bullet.