Breakup protip

By Kalaina - 25/10/2009 04:36 - France

Today, I received a three-time forwarded message, which I thought would turn out to be a random chain message. Turns out my boyfriend didn't want to send me the "break-up text" himself and figured it would get to me eventually after sending it to all my best friends. FML
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BritishHobo 0

How can you wuss out of a text break up, something I thought was the pussiest thing any guy could do? Not only is he scared to break up with you face to face, he's scared to break up with you not face to face. Sure, it hurts, but at least now you can date someone who's backbone is bigger than his ****.

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brfan1337 22

No, it is not a good way to get out. It shows that you don't even have the balls or respect for someone to break up with them.

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Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Wow that sucks, You didnt need him anyhow if he couldnt have told you himself

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amatayo 0

i wonder what it said

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LEPOfficer 0

"I think it's time we started seeing other people. It's not you, it's me. Now send this to 14 other people in the next 30 minutes, and tomorrow will be the best day of your life!"

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LivenLife 0

If we only knew. Thatd be sweet. Thats totally F...ed! IDK what i'd do, mabe key his car.

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pandabearsmiles 0

FWD: Fwd:: FWD: DONT STOP READING THIS ONCE YOU START!!! NEXT FRIDAY YOU WILL NOT BE KISSED BY ANYONE AND NO ONE WILL ASK YOU OUT!!! O BTW ITS OVER NOW SEND TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, SO YOU CAN HAVE A SHITTY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! NO SEND BACKS!!!

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spellfire 0

At least he still let you know. He could've just stopped contacting you, and should you come to his place to find out what's happened, he could've hidden under the bed and summoned his parents to deal with you...Yeah, there is still room for cowardice, your ex is brave!

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SaintJimmy 0

Wow and I thought I thought my ex-girlfriend was kind of a bitch for sending me a message and then sending it to her friends, who in turn spammed it to 300 people.

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BritishHobo 0

How can you wuss out of a text break up, something I thought was the pussiest thing any guy could do? Not only is he scared to break up with you face to face, he's scared to break up with you not face to face. Sure, it hurts, but at least now you can date someone who's backbone is bigger than his ****.

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smexykero 0

I think I meant a **** bigger than his backbone

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invadermaythe1st 35

This person is saying that OP's ex has no backbone, meaning he is a coward. This person is also stating that OP's ex is, well, basically a dick. This signifies that the ex has a **** bigger than his backbone, to put it simply.

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LoveDemon 19

seesh ... your boyfriend sucks . Good thing you guys broke up .

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Xellith 5

your ex bf is a pussy. doesnt even have the balls to talk to you about the problems or even to break up with you face to face. be happy you broke up. im fairly sure that the fact he had to send it via forwards by email just lets EVERYONE know the fact he is a ******* baby. be happy you are free of that dumbass.

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amatayo 0

to be real txt breaking up is a great way to go out. for every female that does not understand. when a guy tries to break up with a girl it's not a simple where through. it's a full day of why's and how comes. it is just easier to txt were through. any question no response. if she tries a face to face walk away. as said before it's easier. no doubt about it.

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brfan1337 22

No, it is not a good way to get out. It shows that you don't even have the balls or respect for someone to break up with them.

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Mauskau 35

sometimes it is a good way for people to break up.. coz you never know how they could react face to face. i did it face to face for the first time last year.. the guy got so pissed off he punched me, sat in a bush and cried. O_O also the other person can ask stupid questions and try to get back with you straight away. you can ignore texts :)

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avoidthegirl 6

Except for breaking up via text makes you look like a spineless pussy. Man up and face your soon-to-be ex. Otherwise from then on out you're going to be known as the guy who wasn't man enough to face his girlfriend when breaking up with her. OP: be glad you got rid of the little bitch before he dragged you along any further.

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pandabearsmiles 0

Sometimes text is the way to go. I'd rather have a guy dump me through text, because I don't like people to see me cry, and they don't want to see me cry.

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