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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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Dexxter_fml 4

How... Cute?

Lol! Hilarious!!!

ChrisTheCalm 9

Haha, she's a wild one..

That is love, but of it was true love she would cut you into French fries. Just saying.

HITide76808 0

Tell her if she were lettuce you'd toss her salad!! lol

BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

How you guys got into this subject of conversation is beyond me.

This isn't even an fml.

How about just say I love you more than...(something you love) Saying I'd still love you if you were a vegetable is just weird as ****.

sportcrazychick4 7

My boyfriend and I have decided if either one of ever became a vegetable we would pull the plug!! :)