Love: Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if...

By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 12:39

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uzworm 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

JackIsHere 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

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strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 13 April 2012 15:40

what a dumbfuck

Dexxter_fml 4

Friday 13 April 2012 15:52

How... Cute?

RedHotMom26 3

Friday 13 April 2012 15:58

Lol! Hilarious!!!

ChrisTheCalm 9

Friday 13 April 2012 16:08

Haha, she's a wild one..

yoyoforpeace 14

Friday 13 April 2012 16:11

That is love, but of it was true love she would cut you into French fries. Just saying.

HITide76808 0

Friday 13 April 2012 16:25

Tell her if she were lettuce you'd toss her salad!! lol

BRITTANYHUNGRY 0

Friday 13 April 2012 16:39

How you guys got into this subject of conversation is beyond me.

jaakerzz 6

Friday 13 April 2012 17:15

This isn't even an fml.

A7xLover_ 6

Friday 13 April 2012 17:15

How about just say I love you more than...(something you love) Saying I'd still love you if you were a vegetable is just weird as ****.

sportcrazychick4 7

Friday 13 April 2012 17:32

My boyfriend and I have decided if either one of ever became a vegetable we would pull the plug!! :)

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