jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
Top comments
uzworm 4
Kinky.
JackIsHere 4
ISo would
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (147)
illabye 0
I don't blame her! Potato chips are so good!
Musicholic_asey 1
Sorry! I didn't notice your comment before I posted!
white16sox 19
17, you guys literally posted at the same time . You were just assigned the higher number.
Musicholic_asey 1
She was probably joking. But if she wasn't, I can't blame her. Chips are delicious.
disparityx 0
Aw. How cute.
Andrew910 5
What kind of chips?
VeganVampyre 27
I'm guessing... Potato?
j_cat187 20
Nooope, chuck testa.
muFilter 19
Consider yourself lucky. Mine would probably dress me up like Mr. Potato Head and leave me to rot.
SkoomaKi 28
Obviously she was joking. Just be cautious when you're around knifes and fryers just in case.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Would she eat you?
The_Hitdude 12
I don't think she would cut her up and fry get just for the hell of it... At least I would hope so. If you're going to put that much effort into cooking your partner, you should at least enjoy them! Too far?
SkoomaKi 28
51- Quite funny actually! Dont forget you have to make the presentation of your partner nice on the dish too.
allisonc 5
YDI because you can't take a joke and think it's an FML
TarieBoo 2
how does that come up in a conversation?
jesifairy 2
:-D
The_Hitdude 12
Question: How long did it take for your FML to be published after you sent it in? I sent one in about 3 days ago, and I haven't seen it published, but I haven't recieved an e-mail about it not going through either...
SkoomaKi 28
26 - Yeah I would like to know too. I fail all the time, so it's not like I'll run out of things to post about.