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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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she rocks

She's a keeper

lol that was nice of her to say

LittleGreenPaola 23

seems legit

goodgurlgonebad 0

Hmmm i wonder how that.... uhm.... unique conversation start?

OP your life is totally ******!! Its all ruined. Btw ur relationship sounds stupid. You wouldnt know her as a carrot so your argument is invalid

hateevryone 15

Lol wow

jackdaniels23 1

Lmao this was hilarious

Lmao that's sweet as ! I can see her logic (; haha

There is an advertisment for the tornado potato spiral thing that I saw while typing this and it is cracking me up.