jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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uzworm 4
Kinky.
JackIsHere 4
ISo would
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ciipher 17
Like a Boss.
juicifer 0
That's hot
linkinpark98 24
That is so romantic.
The_Hitdude 12
*Watches Eggo massacre in while hiding behind a trash can in horror*
jujubunni5 9
At least you'd be in her...for a little while.
CharliesCool2084 8
How on earth did your vegetable conversation start?
ElricMustang 23
Why would you even say that in the first place? How'd you ask her out? "Will you be my apple?"
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
That's a fruit..
Trisha_aus 15
Again, romance is dead...or is this the latest 2012 way of expressing love?!
perdix 31
Your girlfriend sounds creepy. You'd better cover your scabs with Band-Aids when you sleep.
l0v3p4in 7
She just may tear 'em off, fry 'em up, and eat 'em. Don't forget the salt! *Nom nom nom*
Vertas 10
That is Awesome. Sounds like a good girl.