jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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soralightryuke 0
I think that's actually really cute but that's just me hahaha
ultrarandomalex 2
Wtf how is this an FML?
pxndiieinsanity 6
Potatoes aren't vegetables. They're starch. Learn the difference.
BroeCell 2
A vegetable really ? How did you ever get to this topic ? She could be a paprika so she can spice you once u are sliced... :-D
klong91 7
Lol sounds like something I would say
Calyx_fml 22
What would she do if you were a cucumber?
alyspar2 5
How did this conversation even start..?
chattysoul890 18
what? did you expect her not to make you into chips?
Bikrbum 6
Hahaha. LOL
ArielTheMermaid 17
"Today I told my girlfriend I would still care for her if she was a vegetable." wtf???