jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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uzworm 4
Kinky.
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ISo would
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talicaroxi 25
I once asked my husband if he would still love me if I was or looked like a slug. he said he would pour salt on me and watch me sizzle.
Jennababy2792 20
she is a keeper!!!
Mamba8460 6
Well potato chips are delicious.