jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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mikocleo 1
cute
E001mek 5
if that's not a "please do me" hidden message then I don't know what is
fjbi100 2
haha fat ****.
charlie098648 1
at least your girlfriend will eat you
KingreX32 21
lol she's a keeper.
helpfulperson 9
I see what she did there!
rprsupercar 0
She was probably joking.. I think
maxx1222 12
That is funny
Kekslama 5
conversations like that keep your relationship going.
mynameischarles 13
My girlfriend has a sense of humor. FML.