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By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 12:39

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uzworm 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

JackIsHere 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

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misterie_fml 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:06

cute :D

7341902 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:58

Why would you tell your girlfriend that.....?

Derwinx 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:18

Lol xDDD your girlfriend is awesome xD

ShawnaMariie 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:13

Do she know what a vegetable is? Or was she actually being serious? lmao

MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:23

Well she's basically saying she would eat you and that she wants you inside her.

happysmartg 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:15

Too bad potatoes are a starch, and aren't even vegetables.

monkeymegmo 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:05

Blond much?

emilykt282 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:21

why doesn't anyone find it weird that he told his girlfriend he'd care for her if she were a vegetable ? I guess it's only me that that doesn't come up in my every day conversations..

_overandout_ 10

Monday 16 April 2012 8:54

Hoping she was joking - if not, it might be time to run. She sounds a little nutty - no, scratch that - VERY nutty.

atishe24 9

Monday 16 April 2012 13:19

Aww, French fries! <3

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