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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 52 946

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 991

You deserved it 112 558

Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 840

You deserved it 162

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 725

You deserved it 3 721

By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 576

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 483

You deserved it 9 910

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 786

You deserved it 3 175

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 127

You deserved it 12 425

Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 731

You deserved it 231

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 426

You deserved it 5 019

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 235

You deserved it 507

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Top comments

OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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KaseyAly 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:41

That's rude!

barreiroj 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:55

What's rude is OP telling his friend to ask out the "ugliest girl he knows", that's just mean in general and if she found out it she'd most likely start to be insecure and she'd be upset.

bubblyhayley 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 11:16

pretty sure this is from a movie....

VampOfSavannah 31

Sunday 26 January 2014 11:18

American Pie...? Maybe?

DenBriZel 31

Sunday 26 January 2014 12:33

Maybe he thought the whole thing was rude of OP and figured he'd teach him a lesson by asking out his girlfriend. Idk, just a thought.

whatwhyhoo 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:55

My thought exactly.

Wakachulak 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:22

What I want to know is did his girlfriend accept?

Rag_dollxx 21

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:59

No #24, I think the film was called 'She's all that.'

SuperMew 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:08

She's All That was about making any girl chosen popular.

OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:11

OP deserves this burn.

ziya1999 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:37

Yup, Dare like that is rude and insensitive.

martin8337 35

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:07

#2, I was gonna post that, guess you beat me to it.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:59

OP, you are a rude and immature little boy. For the love of God; grow up.

Cristian89 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:44

The truth hurts! YDI

Anata_fml 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:44

You shouldn't ask ...

Miss_Latina 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

Careful what you ask for.

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

ClearlyImFunny 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:49

Haha i guess she is a Frey

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:53

I think it's trying to communicate...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 30 January 2014 3:30

Guessing it's a Game of Thrones reference? (I'm going to look really stupid if I'm wrong). Still not very relevant, though.

breakinlegs 19

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:50

so you are a tool? u asked for it...

StaceeeP 23

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:50

That's what you get for being so horrible to other people

712sash 26

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:50

You're a dick. You had that coming. YDI

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