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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 172

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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Not so BFF

By Anonymous - 24/11/2022 09:00 - United States - Spring

Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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OscarDV 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:43

BURN!!

Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:47

You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 26 January 2014 12:39

So, the FML here is that your girlfriend is the ugliest? Who cares about looks, as long as she is nice. Same counts for any potential girl your friend could have asked out in stead. Think of how it would feel for them if any of these girls would have found out. Both of you are immature, little assholes. **** your girlfriend's life.

nemcali 34

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:07

And why did you ask him to do that in the first place?! Just mean

Gittoh 21

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:39

********. You are what is wrong with this planet

peacheso 31

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:40

I agree with #3. The same thing was done to my best friend, after she found out she cried for about a week and her insecurities skyrocketed.

Florentina 17

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:12

YDI for being a dick and paying someone to ask out an "ugly" person. What's wrong with you? Your friend's no better.

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:42

I'm sorry, but you deserved that. I HATE people who make dares/bets to ask out " The most ugliest person." That's very offensive and rude, how would you feel if someone did that to you? Seriously, how old are you? 12?

JMichael 25

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:51

Why do I feel like you were trying to play out the plot of She's All That?

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:00

That's proof you really do have bad taste

Kamon97 23

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:27

Hope she said yes

shutupmichaela 18

Sunday 26 January 2014 15:29

only 'cause he doesn't know your Mum, right?

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