Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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steven
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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Anonymous
United States
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Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
KeepOnTruckin'
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
BlackCheetah101
Australia
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Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
ShouldHaveDoneItMyself
Sudan
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Not so BFF
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
okaythen
Euless, United States
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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OscarDV 8
BURN!!
Rozza17 29
You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.
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Indianboy9321 25
Your girlfriend didn't deserve that. You're kind of an asshole for asking your friend to do that, and him even more for listening. You could really hurt someone like that.
jellybeens_fml 16
Man that's ****** up
chuka81 27
You really had it coming. I like your friend. YDI
otgg 1
you're a ********! how did you ever manage to get yourself a girlfriend in the first place?
fluffywaspluka 7
Oh, so now it's rude to say someone is ugly? What has this world come to, when the logic is that everyone has to think nice things about everyone?
Traitoro 9
Thinking and saying are two different things.
gmc_blossom 21
But to purposely ask someone out because you were dared to ask out the ugliest person you know is really rude. Because then the person would find out and have their feelings completely crushed. How would you like it if someone asked you out based solely on the fact they think you're extremely unpleasant to look at?
nemcali 34
#30: you don't have to say nice things, just don 't insult or be mean to someone for no reason. How would you feel if it was you???
SuperMew 22
I find nothing wrong with thinking something is ugly or unpleasant. However, it is cruel and mean to go out of your way to humiliate someone. If Op had just been talking with his friend about ugly girls, with no one around to hear, and they never talked about it in front of someone... no harm done. But when you go out of your way to pay someone to humiliate another person? That says something about the sort of person you are.
Thunderstruck14 30
You don't always control your thoughts, but you DO have control over your actions. Its not okay to be an asshole.
fluffywaspluka 7
#43 They didn't insult anyone though. It was a joke amongst friends.
limabeans101029 20
99- I'm pretty sure if someone found out the only reason they'd been asked out was because of a bet, they'd take it as an insult rather than a "joke amongst friends".
raphanne_fml 33
I seriously hope you develop some empathy when you grow up, fluffysomepluka. Using and humiliating someone for your pure amusement, without having any regards for how this person might feel, is pretty bad.
mbuck87 19
That's what you get for being a **** OP
142_cats 13
Yeah he doesn't deserve his girlfriend if he acts this way.
SecsNoises 6
Seeing as you didn't clarify that the ugliness was by looks not personality, I'm surprised he didn't ask you out OP. YDI.
Dinoporeon 9
This sounds like something Bieber would. Asshole.
Dinoporeon 9
Would do*
Parshnookums 8
Paying someone to play with a girl`s emotions self-esteem like that is utterly disrespectful. YDI and maybe even more.