Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Consolation Prize
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
KeepOnTruckin'
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
BlackCheetah101
Australia
Reverse Uno card
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
ShouldHaveDoneItMyself
Sudan
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Not so BFF
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
okaythen
Euless, United States
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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OscarDV 8
BURN!!
Rozza17 29
You totally deserved it!!! It's rude of you to even make someone do that. What if the girl found out the actual truth as to why your friend asked her out.
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stargirl_95 24
I've heard of girls who have had pranks like that done to them and their insecurities skyrocketed. They struggle to think of themselves as attractive and whenever a guy does seem to be interested in them they think that he's just another asshole who's toying with her emotions. YDI completely. You have no idea how something like that can damage a person's self esteem and to think that's funny just shows what kind of a person you are. I hope that your girlfriend finds out about this and ends up leaving you for someone who isn't an asshole. She deserves better.
worldclassrager 39
Easy money no way possible she would say yes due to her being taken...good thinking...
pere 11
So, did she say "yes?"
Soulsbane96_fml 11
plot twist: she said yes.
sannah_fml 8
Apply cold water to burned area...
driinkbleach 18
It just goes to show that beauty or uglyness is often open to interpretation; also you're an immature dick.
PupMom 10
How could you even think this would end well? Even if you are handsome on the outside, on the inside you are one ugly person, as is your friend. Karma is a bitch and you are now on here list.
skittyskatbrat 19
Your friend is a BOSS. Except for his crap taste in friends, that is.
how_to_implode 17
So it's okay to be a dick to other girls, just not the girls you deem immune to your dick-itude.
zombienationxo 9
You two are assholes, and your girlfriend deserves better. Hopefully she dumps your pathetic ass.