Love, Health, Transportation and Smoking: No smoking

No smoking

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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You deserved it 14 911

Caught in 4K

By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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You deserved it 87 581

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 383

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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You deserved it 8 089

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 302

Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 579

You deserved it 3 375

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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You deserved it 39 804

By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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You deserved it 2 890

Get back here

By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 35 990

samomaha 17

Wednesday 21 October 2020 23:21

I think the true FML here is OP's opinion of what constitutes appropriate behavior between partners. If the BF is so afraid of OP's reaction, there is a huge problem that actually needs either counseling or breaking up. In a relationship, you don't get to control the other person's behavior. That's a passive aggressive dick move. Best you can do is decide whether or not you can live with their behavior, and then adapt accordingly.

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 21 October 2020 20:37

He is a grown up. You’re not his mother. Yes, he’s also a coward for choosing that way of telling you.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 21 October 2020 20:37

He is a grown up. You’re not his mother. Yes, he’s also a coward for choosing that way of telling you.

diraven 15

Wednesday 21 October 2020 21:29

Wait until he's in a work meeting and then text him that you've decided to start shooting heroin.

samomaha 17

Wednesday 21 October 2020 23:21

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 October 2020 23:38

Prove him wrong!!! Tear him a new one while you're on the bus. During the pandemic, the other riders will probably enjoy the show, seeing how live theater has been closed down.