By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

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Adorlee 11

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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foreverspellman 0

If a sexual favor is only for pure enjoyment, an there is no love to it, then what is there? if you love someone, you'd do what they wanted. asking for a bj only means he wants to see if you'd love him that much. not that he's selfish. maybe you're upset that he didn't say it back... but you know, maybe, he's just being honest. and that honesty of not saying it might actually be better than lying to you about something heartfelt. think about it, hooker.

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AnneFTW 17

If he loved you he would respect you and wouldn't just ask for something like that. It's a degrading thing for girls, it's so sad that so many people think that they have to do this for their boyfriends - you don't. If he loved you, nothing else would matter. OP, your boyfriend is just using you.

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jess6blondie9 2

I agree 100%. Girls don't owe their boyfriends anything. It's a choice to do those things, and girls shouldn't let guys pressure them into doing something they aren't ready for, or don't want to do. If they love you, they'll wait until you're ready, or until you want to. They shouldn't pressure you.

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tylerquick99 0

wat ever yhu don't understand the horomoans and my ex said it taste like laffy taffy

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joa76 3

Yeah...uh...nothing is degrading unless it makes you personally feel degraded. A lot of girls like doing it, so for them it is not even remotely degrading, just enjoyable.

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prinzess_fml 25

enjoyably degrading! like other things... it's even more pleasurable when it's shameful

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jess6blondie9 2

152. Actually, I do know the hormones. I know that guys have more of a desire than girls, considering that's mostly all that they think about. But what we were saying, that just because your guy's hormones are going crazy, doesn't mean that a girl owes you anything. And the taste depends on the guy.

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jess6blondie9 2

155, there's nothing wrong with the girls that enjoy it. It's not good when the girls feel like they have to do something that they don't want to just because they're afraid that they're going to lose their boyfriend though. Just because you love someone, doesn't mean that you have to do anything.

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DocBastard 38

Tyler, you're 12, kiddo. I'm sure the closest you've come to a ******* is sitting in front of a fan.

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jess6blondie9 2

Thank you, Doc. Exactly what I was thinking.

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joa76 3

It's not at all true that guys have "more of a desire" than girls. It is entirely possible, and even fairly common, for a girl to have a higher sex drive than a guy. Why do you think there are tons of articles about "What do I do if he doesn't want it? Isn't he always supposed to want it?" And of course it's not good for a girl (or anyone) to feel like they have to do something to prove themselves, or for any reason. But the comment didn't just say that. They said it's a degrading thing for girls and if he really cared about her he wouldn't ask, which is just not true. There's really nothing degrading about it, and there's nothing wrong with asking. (Asking right after she tells you she loves you, mind you, is probably not a good idea...at least not early in the relationship. If you've been together a long time and know perfectly well you love each other, hell, go right ahead.)

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jess6blondie9 2

I'm a girl, and yes we do have a high sex drive too. But guys typically are more desperate for it.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wasn't this FML originally "Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by turning around, laughing and then asking for a *******. FML"? I remember something like the above FML while moderating FMLs.

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Sirin_fml 46

Yep, after all, this FML was in the moderation queue earlier today before we published it. ;-)

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xoxchelaxox08 17

I guess there's a difference between if h meant it to be a dick, or if he meant it jokingly (such as my case)

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tylerquick99 0

did you give it to him cause that's all I'm thinking if right now cause I want one

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AKlovee787 0

ewwwww that's grosss but lowkey your ritee

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kdscissorhands23 1

today, as you should know, is March 14. exactly one month after valentines day, which makes it a mans valentines day, or more commonly known as 'steak and ******* day'. thus, he had every right to ask for a ******* and you should have given one to show your true love.

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emmybieber 0

acually march 14 is pie day. cuz march is 3 and the day is 14. so its really 3.14. lol

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emmybieber 0

and it's the day my cousin died last year... he had two little girls...they said to me " I miss my daddy!" I said "well wheres your daddy?" then she said "in heaven" it made me wanna cry. ):

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

Okay.. all it says is he asked for a ********.. not begged or cried for one. If he did then FYL if he said that and you went into a hysterical rant then you deserve it. Get over yourself. If it was vise versa ( a girl asking for ***********) nobody would give a shit about it. Some would probably be mad if he didn't give it to you. Yeah responding by asking for a ********.. isn't the brightest thing, but if it's so bad leave the relationship. I just don't see the big deal here.

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