By fd - 16/01/2009 13:36 - United States

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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
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hey man better than aids

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

I got mono in 8th grade by this stupid girl who was cheatin on me. I didnt have the luxurybof bein allowed to check out of school by my parents.....i just apent alot of time in the bathroom

I was in the hospital for five days on morphine because of the pain.. I never got a fever though. And the guy I was fooling around with a week before didn't get it at all..

what the fuck is mono???

Why not Google it?

Mono: short for mononucleosis. Maybe you know it as glandular fever?

Also, I really feel the need to send you here: http://tinyurl.com/brq6ou

f. i have mono :/

well, at least you had fun getting the mono (i hope)!

Better mono than the clap or something!

that's y u shouldnt have a 3some with 2 guys. 2 girls is the only acceptable form of a 3some