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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fd / Friday 16 January 2009 13:36 / United States

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By dani_fizzle | 0

#89125 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:08

hey man
better than aids

By khaldun | 0

#2608 - Monday 16 February 2009 12:12

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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By khaldun | 0

#2608 - Monday 16 February 2009 12:12

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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SirDirtyRedD | 15

#5813799 - Thursday 2 January 2014 8:53

I got mono in 8th grade by this stupid girl who was cheatin on me. I didnt have the luxurybof bein allowed to check out of school by my parents.....i just apent alot of time in the bathroom

By ohmannn | 0

#3813 - Thursday 19 February 2009 5:58

I was in the hospital for five days on morphine because of the pain.. I never got a fever though. And the guy I was fooling around with a week before didn't get it at all..

By twitteraddict | 0

#6479 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:04

what the fuck is mono???

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teentee401 | 36

#6048363 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 12:10

Why not Google it?

By khaldun | 0

#6516 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:48

Mono: short for mononucleosis. Maybe you know it as glandular fever?

By khaldun | 0

#6544 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:20

Also, I really feel the need to send you here:

http://tinyurl.com/brq6ou

By laughingchick | 0

#18814 - Saturday 7 March 2009 0:16

f. i have mono :/

By jim_witness | 0

#24921 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

Congrats!!

By Rats_fml | 0

#27543 - Thursday 12 March 2009 3:21

well, at least you had fun getting the mono (i hope)!

By pdoom | 0

#33525 - Monday 16 March 2009 0:55

Better mono than the clap or something!

By jsmith1199 | 0

#42051 - Thursday 19 March 2009 4:54

that's y u shouldnt have a 3some with 2 guys. 2 girls is the only acceptable form of a 3some

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