By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

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Adorlee 11

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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nutsackmuscle 0

12 you are what we in the business like to refer to as a **** sucker. 16 that was the most epic speech I've heard since Leonidas kicked that dude down the giant well.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Calm the fc*k down, you faggots. I didn't say all guys are assholes. And nahhh, I'm allergic to cats. :)

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

So what OP? he just asked you for a proof.

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mintcar 9

Boo! He ruined the moment.

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mintcar 9

Whatever you said, it was probably very worthy of being moderated.

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Jizwold 0

she said she loved ur hair I have no idea y that was moderated

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MissBunny25 0

idk why I got moderated :( I said your hair was pretty :( like I like the red streaks ... I'm sad I got moderated for that :(

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Sirin_fml 46

Aww... No be sadz, Mommy Sirin fixed it for you.

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mintcar 9

Oh okay, then sorry about that. Thank you. :)

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GreatBlueApe 6

Well it is Steak and ******* Day today. Seriously, look it up!

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xoxchelaxox08 17

My boyfriend calls ******** "love insurance" and tends to ask most of the time we say we love each other. If you really love him, you wouldn't mind :p

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jess6blondie9 2

That does come off as slutty when you are telling random people on FML that you just gave some guy head.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

just to clear it up, I've been with the same guy since I was 14, so about 7 years, and we're engaged. I'm just saying it's not always serious when they say things like that. If you live someone, why not?

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jess6blondie9 2

227, I wasn't directing my comment towards you. I completely agree with you. It's not slutty when you have been in a relationship etc. My comment was meant for Rawr. Sorry.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

It's ok, Jess :) I just wanted to clear it up for her, too. However, I'm not ghetto. And I give my apologies for the keeping your legs closed comment. also, nothing meant towards the nephew, he's a very cute kid.

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jess6blondie9 2

329, well that's fine, I don't think that it makes you slutty because you have give a ********, just the way you said it makes it look bad, ya know what I mean?

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DoomedGemini 37

You have a right not want to give a bj just because a guy wants one

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Thisismoses 0

I won't judge, as long as i can film... wait a minute. Did you say they were both guys? Even better.

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