Sorry Sweaty

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 112
You deserved it 9 847

Same thing different taste

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As the office ****, that's her promotion.

@23..still hella embarrassing if it was a girl xD could be taken as a bribe-flirt

tjv3 10

Well that's one way to get promoted

username53001 7

It looks like you need a helping hand...

nattynatters 14

Just correct yourself. He'll think you're more weird if you say wet than if you said what you meant.

summerguy97 16

Even clarifying things won't fix your mad lust for him.

summerguy97 16

Just the fact that he was in quite a...slippery situation.

uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

Let's also hope he didn't have a hard on for you.

#13: Thank you, Captain obvious. Here, I bought you a clue.

Augh, the clueless ones always ruin it.

Hopefully the reviewer just brushed it off and graded your performance fairly

He'd probably just laugh if you explained yourself, don't worry

perdix 29

With a pick-up line like that, I'm sure he'll want to do an in-depth follow-up review of your performance.

I don't know about in depth, but I am certain an oral interview will take place...

perdix 29

#19, I'm thinking the nature of the review will be determined after he asks some probing questions. You don't get to be regional manager with poor decision-making skills :D

What about a practical? Or skills assessment? It's entirely necessary.

Lets just hope the answers don slip out of their grasp...

RedPillSucks 31

He'll want the blow by blow details.