Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Spicy

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:13

actions speak louder than words

Adorlee 11

Monday 14 March 2011 23:35

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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lmfao_miniwheats 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:46

I've seen this exact one before

alissa_roar 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:47

Stupid and not romantic response. Deserves a slap.

jordy1993 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:58

his idea of love blows!

missory_missouri 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:30

^haha punny!

Evesapple671 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:00

PUUUURfect timing,HA!

hellosir23 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:09

ydi for having a gigolo boyfriend.

Eorlas 31

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:12

steak and a ******* day. get on that because you KNOW girls get it all during valentines

Lee002 8

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:17

His life is bro

SaharNar 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:18

that's not love... that's just pleasure for him ! watch you fall for it as he says he loves you back and than cheats on you cuz u don't pleasure him enough... lamee

WillKill4Beer 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:19

Can I get one too? <3

moomoomeow2 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:30

That means he loves you too!

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