Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
Livinia 11
Wow. I can't imagine how he'd react if you told him he has a tiny dick.
captainbj2 0
he would probably throw you to the curb to for being a bitch...
SoccerRebel594 0
No...he'd probably throw her to the curb and then curb stomp her. But it seems like OP has given him more shit before, so this was the final straw.
iSurf_fml 8
Well, it's not like he was wearing ski pants with a Hawaiian shirt. Only then would I ever sympathize with you.
peachesbeach 0
ok... most boring FML I've seen yet. sorry :)
neongurl98 10
why were you with a douche bag who can't dress and is mean to you??
WiderWille 11
Wow, you are very mature for a thirteen year old... Just kidding, you behave like a nine year old.
SoccerRebel594 0
I smell a superficial bitch...
sydneymwfca 10
how is this different from what any girl would think? i think id be pretty pissed if i said you dont match and my stuff was on the sidewalk shortly after. i think thats over reacting just a little. js.
tenno134 3
why does it matter how your significant other dresses?
sydneymwfca 10
well hes rudee.
neongurl98 10
why is everyone blaming the girl? she need to get a boyfriend who was a pair of balls and isn't a baby who acts out when someone tells him something he doesn't like. IDK how he makes it through life!
captainbj2 0
Everyone is blaming the girl because she deserved it...probably the last straw in a long series of nagging. try thinking bigger...there is obviously more to this story than the girlfriend is saying in her attempt to get sympathy....
a_nutritionist 10
if you see nothing wrong with telling someone to change for dinner because you dont like what theyre wearing then you can expect this is not the first time it has happened. i imagine something similar happening to you at some stage in your life.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
At the risk of repeating myself: he DID grow a pair. He decided to stand up for himself, and to dump her.
Sniper3000 0
34 how would u feel if somebody told u to change ur clothes? especially ur favorite 1s?
k8izgr8_fml 0
let's just take another look at one of your sentences. "she need a boyfriend who was a pair of balls." mmmm yes. I get it now 34
lcplrushing 0
Well put.
punkchica123 0
wtf? god i hate people like you and OP so stuck up and rediculous
ziggabot 0
okay we will stop blaming the girl. we will blame you.
sourspraykay 8
YDI for being in a relationship with a guy who obviously overreacts. loljk ydi for being in a relationship with a guy who doesn't wear matching clothes.
OneBigMessUp 5
I doubt thats the only reason why this happened.
dinodannyrawr 5
LOL lucky girl!
tayruru 0
Take a shit on his lawn?
nissanman_fml 16
Wow, you are classy.