Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
dinodannyrawr 5
go lesbian
scottymcfatfat 0
lol
Capt_Oblivious 10
Quite the drastic change he made. Should have been more specific about what you wanted him to change.
greenn1193 2
your boyfriend is a woman
EvilDave 13
Hey, OP, are you wearing that? It kind of makes you look fat.
danisx321 2
I know my man would be punched if I told him to change and he did that:/ and I would go to dinner with out his bi**h as* :)
xknightlightx 2
he cudnt talk about it first? is he that emptyhead? how stupid but if u kept pushing it on to him while he says and gave a few reasons thenn he shud have i break up i guesso.- still... to talk to him about making him do sumtin he doesnt have to do in this case shows that probably cared more about how he looks too much.. trust issue:/
Skyler12921 5
Lmfao
cniggs 0
Omg what was wearing a blue shirt with jeans? Jesus Christ lady quit bein a ****
itswhateveridk 0
is he by any chance the incredible hulk, or just a douchebag?