Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Froggirl14 0
she was just suggesting he change so he doesn't look weird. what he did was 4 million times over dramatic. it was just a suggestion. jeez.
ReynshineCutting 10
You shouldn't demand your SO wear the exact outfit you pick out for them every single day, but expecting your SO to look nice is totally reasonable. I know for me and with how I was raised and where I come from, dressing decent is a requirement. My fiance has totally changed his wardrobe in the 3 years we've been together and now he dresses much nicer. He said he'd never wear the stuff he's in now, but now he loves it and wants more. I did force his first polo on him for a job interview and did buy him his first button down shirt for a nice dinner we had planned, and with some encouragement he changed his mindset about those clothes and now loves them. OP probably was doing other things to drive him nuts and this just pushed him over the edge. Or they're 14.
theshocker09 1
clothes don't match?! YDI control freak
u_no_who_dis_is 0
who no thats not just why i did it!!! i did it because your always yelling and naging at me!!! if it wasnt for the fact u are so rude all the time this might not have happend!! AND STOP TALKING ABOUT US ONLINE!!!!!!!
theshocker09 1
lol
dennisisgood100 7
reminded me of Charlie sheen I'n 2 an a half men...
sunlovinmama 1
you ditched a loser than good for you
valleyshooter 8
screw your boyfriends dad.
situations 3
op guys usualy don't give a shit because we usualy wear jeans or shorts anyway and you don't tell him he should change. anyway what kind of guy rages about that? kind of pathetic your bf needs anger management quickly
hateevryone 15
wth? oh, so he's putting you out huh?
miamiyako 15
he should have listened to you. it's normal to want your partner to dress well and look goo so it reflects better on both of you.