Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
wriptidez 0
hes a poop
captainbj2 0
a smart poop to get rid of the nag
sexygirl25 3
This is very serious! This is a dangerous person and you should run as fast as you can away from him. This was an uncontrollable act of violence. Don't wait around to see how much further this guy will go!
fyriwolf666 8
Dangerous? Unlikely. It sounds like OP has nagged her boyfriend about little, insignificant things way too many times and he finally had enough. I can't imagine him responding, "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FASHION SENSE?! GET OOOOOUUUTTT D:
EvilDave 13
He didn't hit her or even yell at her as many women would. He didn't destroy her things as many women would. He wasn't passive-aggressive as many women would be. No. He simply threw her things out of HIS house and hopefully changed the locks there-by dumping her. Oh, and in the past, when a man made his wife mad, he knew he might come home to all his clothes on the lawn. Turn about is fair play.
AngelLove251987 0
screw him
blackarrow_fml 7
for a second there i thought the name was whyne. i was like HAH...oh :|
letmeloveyou 0
maybe he didn't want a mother for a girlfriend. Do you also tell him to wash his hands before dinner?
drizzy212 4
dump him
fyriwolf666 8
I believe he dumped her.
edgarme85 0
i'm sure you feel really bad right about now but think on the bright side, you no longer have to ... my bad he no longer has to hear ur wyning!! hahaha just kidding!(sorry for the bad spelling) on a serious note, atleast he didn't break any of ur stuff. Things where obviously bad before. Your better of seperated. God bless
Lilstephie 6
Why should he change for dinner just because you tell him too? Are you his mother?
nanaprincess 7
you probably shouldn't have been with him anyways.
coltsrock37 15
your bf is a dick OP, no real guy would go off about matching clothing
Angelastic_fml 18
The OP is the one who went off about matching clothing, the bf just reacted to that.
holybuckets 0
He means 'go off' as in freak out, get pissed, kick her out.