Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
fairies633 8
haha that was a girly move
redtigerlily 5
I hate when people feel like every piece of clothing needs to match. it's so tacky.
greenn1193 2
haha!
SisyphereanTask 2
OP: you should have let him dress however he wants. If he looks like a moron for not matching that's his problem. OP's BF: throwing her stuff to the curb? Totally asshole, immature, inappropriate thing to do. If it was "the last straw" (as some commenters have suggested) then act like a grown up and tell her, calmly that you wish to break up with her. Histrionics have never solved anything. F OP's L for dating a dick head. F OP's BF's L for a) dating a control freak and b) being a dick head.
cupcakeslayer 0
ease up on the poor guy! chances are he tried to break up with her maturely but was told that was unacceptable and he must change!
godofcyanide 8
OP's boyfriend is now my new hero. I ditched a blind date once who, upon meeting me in person, started with, "Your clothes don't match." I think I was wearing white camo pants with a Metallica shirt and a black denim jacket. And I was 16.
iCHEA3RY 0
lol I always complain to my brothers and dad that their pants and shirt do not match. not in like a trio but on their own.
Flutist 3
That sounds like the start to a bad ****.
yumcupcakes 2
maybe he should learn how to dress :)
Oscuddly 0
maybe you should learn to stay in the kitchen
FamilyGuyFTW 0
Well you kno not to do that again :3
TheNewGuy03 29
hmm, i've been told that i dress nicely by several people (i wear jean or plaid shorts with button-downs or polos), yet my girlfriend loathes it all. i wonder...
metallicshadow 16
nobody likes a nagger
anothersuicide 0
don't you ever, never ever never forever. tell a man to change the way he looks..we're watching you o.O