Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
EmoGothPunkKid66 0
No one likes a bossy woman and that was bratish off you
Gfrigo 1
you shouldve been in the kitchen.
aknight14 0
childish
koe4 0
maybe he was wearing a wretched spawn cannibal corpse sshirt with pink tights...
Flutist 3
Then don't date someone with bad fashion if its a pet peeve.
punkchica123 0
who the hell cares?
CaliGali 9
what a drama queen! go find a real man...
Flutist 3
Op, you probably said it like this, "Omg that doesn't match. You need to change!" The proper way to get your boyfriend out of clothes you don't like is to say, "Hey honey, let me get you out of those clothes. We have time before dinner for a quickie." Then start sexing, throw his shirt somewhere he won't find it quick enough then be like, "OMG we are running late because of your sexual prowess, here put this on and lets go." Everyone is a winner.
ReynshineCutting 10
Or read "His Needs, Her Needs" by William F. Harley, Jr. where he talks about some spouses' needs for their significant others to look good. Which in that case OP was right and her boyfriend was wrong. Yay conflicting self help books. I think they sometimes confuse us even more.
redmnky21 8
good for him for throwing ur bitch ass out? like it matters if he matches... try not having everything ur way for once
Froggirl14 0
he over reacted way too much it's a suggestion. he could have just said no I like these clothes or ok for you honey. he was an oversensitive jerk.
Flutist 3
I think the boy has a right to decide how he is treated. If he likes what he wears and his girlfriend (constantly) harps on what he wears then he has a right to decide to be in a relationship with someone less shallow. It never said they were going to a nice dinner, just that his shirt and pants did not match. He might have been in a nice pair of slacks and a button down. The way she phrased it makes me think this matters to her and it does not to him. If this is an everyday issue he has the right to tell the girl to get the **** out. It sounds like it was his apartment and as such she should have been more respectful of her SO feelings.
ArsenalFan12 0
apparently he's sensitive to the extreme