Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Comments (199)
gnrgirl09 0
Really I just don't get the foot phobia. Get over it. You have to put socks and or shoes on them everyday. *******.
redbluegreen 41
Shut up. A phobia is a phobia. You don't have to understand it. Troll elsewhere.
Stonedmanalex 0
agrree its just A state of mind a perception
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
AHHH THIS IS MAKING MY TROLL PHOBIA GO CRAZY
justbigbs 6
Time for break up, otherwise, next might be his ass
kei1108 13
holy crap. I hope you broke up with him after that.
Grand_Cookie 21
Bite his toe off if he tries it again
RedPillSucks 33
Reintroduce him to his phobia of getting kicked in the balls. Keep repeating until he gets over it, then dump his ass.
KristinaKreme 0
WIN^
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
FAIL^
mad_hatter0666 22
that is the worst feeling in the world. your bf just earned himself a foot in the ass.
DocBastard 40
Uh, your boyfriend rubbed his feet all over your spiders? How would that help? Or did he rub spiders all over his feet? I'm confused.
heyyitsjessie 0
ahh that's horrible... I hate feet too,.. and when people find out, they always do stuff like that to me.
truthinlies 1
maybe you phobia is his fetish
entwined 0
foot fetish FTW :D:D:D
DeathcoreDashie 11
Fo sho!
RosiePatosie 0
hahahaha that's so gross. but you make it sound funny...