Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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theRovingMage 0
Bootje, I'm not suggesting you write like an idiot, nor am I trying to insult you personally. I do, however, see you basically telling someone who writes in complete, grammatical sentences that they should dumb themselves down to fit the average FML audience. She wasn't jargon-heavy, and wrote at about the same level as you'd get in a standard novel. I'm not "weeping over the status of language", I'm just championing for the right to use it correctly without people getting in my face about it ( which would be easier for your proposed non-native speakers to read. I read German, and when people start breaking out slang and text-speak, I don't have a clue what's going on). I'm sorry I took your joke the wrong way, however.
sgrocker 0
I have the same phobia that sucks so hard!
trueblazn 0
disresp
bootje 5
Fine, I see your point, I see my point. Respect to those who use big words. I still insist, though, that Kua_Mei wrote a little too much about herself. But I will cut her some slack since she is so young and new to the internet.
MRGalaxc 0
god damn women are smart. I read every last bit of this huge comment, and was practically lost trying to understand just a little bit of what you two were saying? I'm top of my class in language, and I can nowhere near speak as intelligent as both you ladies. BRAVO BRAVO. Forget the whole argument, you two should be at the top of your game in literature, and team up going for the novel peace prize or somthing.!!!!
furbs84 0
That's really ******* disgusting and disrespectful. I hope u broke up with his nasty ass.
minidinosaurgoes 9
dump his ass!!!! when i told my bf about my fear of bee's, he didn't rub one on me! He went out of his way to get rid of EVERY bee hive near my house. Get a bf who actually cares.
alishahuggins3 0
Great boyfriend.
sykiro 0
lmao that's hilarious. footphobia? are you fricking kidding me? XD
Ismaeldaboss 1
Dump that douce