Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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Top comments
GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Comments (199)
bootje 5
Yes, this comment section is meant to be entirely about you.
jacetopia96 1
You are one of the people in the chart haha
Scenesterr151 0
Were his feet... clean? If not fyl
Kua_Mei 0
@bootje: I made a comment about Doc, stated why said comment is probably incorrect, apologized for the event that it /is/ incorrect, and stated that I am pompous and that said pompousness does not make me feel clever. I then replied to 53tff, thanking her for a good laugh, supplying reasons to what she said, and expressing my opinions on what she said; in the same post, I pointed out a fault of mine. I then posted yet again to clear the ambiguity in the wording with which I pointed out the fault to prevent offending others, then rambled off into grammatical terminology and expressed my ignorance on the topic, as well as my ignorance regarding Internet terms in general; I then indirectly apologized for the longevity of my ramblings on not-entirely relevant topics. I'm sorry, but I don't really understand your sentiment. I'm honestly curious; I'd like to know what is causing your (it seems, but I may be acting a bit presumptuous) displeasure, so that I may try to correct my behavior; I really hate to come off as vain. :(
Molkerei 0
Fact: When people try to sound smart and type stories 90% of people stop reading and assume it's meaningless bull.
bootje 5
On the internet, you should be brief. Actually, that goes for writing in general. No one wants to read pointless ramblings.
Mrs_Nevermind 0
Your boyfriend is a total c*nt. Sorry, but for me, that would have been grounds for dumping.
Stephaline19 0
Haha your bf is a jerk! XD
almighty_zer 5
you have a lot more to learn about the Internet if you think people are going to stop for walls of text.
lovelove24 1
What is wrong with big words? They exist in the English language, might as well use them.