Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
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Top comments
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
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Comments (170)
DFMLharsh 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hope you shelter them rather than abandoning them..
Lexipants 21
Bro, he mowed the shit out of them.
Patriots21 14
Hard to shelter them after you've run them over
mcaisse77 17
Op killed them
christinamarie17 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You do not understand the post at all. Waste of a first comment. Leave and please do not come back.
alex_622 22
I don't think there's much sheltering them now...
DFMLharsh 20
*walks away in shame*
shemademedoit 20
good idea ^
xJChristine 16
#14 I didn't get it either in the first place. I thought he found their shit or something, but then I read the comments. #1 didn't have a chance to read the other comments :)
DaDezza244 31
I don't understand why some of you are referring OP as a man when the OP of this FML is a woman.
The_madmax 23
I think he's saying he mowed over them.. and they are dead now..
JKPwnage 27
Bro they ded. Liek so ded.
AkumaUchiha 19
She messily found out. That means she killed them already
DoomSkuller 28
So many ppl here not paying attention to the gender sign smh, other than above comment
Laylette 21
that's because clearly women are incapable of hurting anyone or anything much less a fluffy bunny. (*covers face* I'm being sarcastic; don't kill me!)
jadenjacksonm 14
Dude, just read and think
CaptainRR 20
Don't you think it's a bit hard adopting a pile of rabbit mush?
MdMan2 23
Bruh they're dead.
airbear18 15
wow I forgot how many rude people there are on this sight! awesome!
SPFINATOR1993 10
Why was this buried??? This shit is hilarious!
kenyrabit 25
Serving rabbit stew at that shelter?
xxughmylifexx 15
Surprise!
tantanpanda 26
I'm more surprised that the rabbits didn't scurry away when they heard the lawnmower get started.
psychopolarbear 28
Could've been rabid. Never know. I certainly would have scurried for my life if a lawn mower came after my hypothetical bunny self.
i_lik_tomaters 21
Was it a bloody mess?
shemademedoit 20
no it was full of ice cream and nutella -_-
Benmantha 31
Mh.. Nutella.. *drool.
cadillacgal79 32
Nutella and bunny ice cream doesn't sound very appetizing.
HeadlessSparrow 20
No dude, it was full of rainbows
i_lik_tomaters 21
O ok
alex_622 22
Sorry OP ): maybe you should cut the grass more often
Daevas 18
Well, if we use on hand evidence.. The more often he mows = more bunnies massacred
Ms_ValS 27
The grass wouldn't be tall. They wouldn't seek shelter in short grass cuz then they would just be sitting there in plain sight.
PePziNL 20
Unless they would be very small bunnies
organizse 28
...new fertilizer?
OysterPearls 33
Too far.
sunny354wi 8
What an evil scheming brain you got in there!
nettrol 19
Too soon
Lexipants 21
I legit LOLd. This is why I can't have nice things!
PeopleLikeGrapes 12
Rest in peace sweet prince :(
kikoma 32
Rest in PIECEs could've been a great pun... :(
MegaExplosives 17
"Of course people like grapes, you ****"
airbear18 15
wow really uncalled for
cdgrayson 21
Well I guess some of those Easter eggs hatched...
abbeybaby_fml 13
Yeah because rabbits hatch from eggs
Smooth_Criminal 24
*Woosh* ^Completely missed the joke.
rayman173 2
Says you what are you some type of expert?
firefox9778 20
Oh my god. I would be horrified. How many rabbits were there, OP?
theTravinator 21
I'd imagine if they were mowed to **** it'd be tough to make a good guess on how many there were. I hope it wasn't too many- damn that's traumatizing
jesterinperil 28
There's none left now...
sonasonic 34
It's kinda hard counting the pieces of bunny left on OP's shirt tho.
fonkimonki 7
It's hard to count them now. I wonder why they didn't run off?
emmsies 16
#126 they did...that's how she ended up mowing over them...they just were slow I guess or maybe she got them when they just got out of their home...
Joe36_fml 17
Poor bunnies
_Peppermint_ 34
Poor babies :'(