Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Kishaz_Thirteen 0
My friend's girlfriend had a foot phobia. She somehow coerced her girlfriend out of it over time, which is great, and I gotta give your boyfriend props for trying. But god, what a callous method. FYL, girl.
widgywoo 8
i have a foot phobia too >.< no one is allowed to go near my feet either. my ex grabbed my foot once. i freaked out so much i kicked him in the face by accident. he never touched my feet again after that. and no, before anyone asks, thats not why we broke up.
DakotaCat 4
It's obvious OP's boyfriend is Satan, for those were not ordinairy feet, THEY WERE CLOVEN HOOVES!
icanhazlawlz 0
Do you want to know what my phobia is, #47? People who are somehow allowed on the internet, but can't spell correctly to save their life.
GtDriver 6
41, you are stuffed with wins.
ThickHead 0
I too have a foot phobia, next time scream like your about to die
clauclo123 0
I totally understand you, my friend do the same thing to me when I told him that I really really don't like foot!!:O
HBubble 3
**** him. Ditch his ass. At least make him suffer. Cut off a ********.
KittyKatGirl 15
Okay I have the opposite (a foot fetish), however the OP's hopefully ex boyfriend is simply nasty and unexplainable, a phobia is a phobia, it does not matter how logical it is, or how easy it is not to see, if they see or get too close, will be worse then likely anything you have ever had.
almighty_zer 5
foot fetish ftw. I'd fml if my gf had foot phobia.
DeathcoreDashie 11
I have a foot fetish as well. Fetishes and phobias both seem to be completely random. I'm still wondering how the hell I found feet to be sexy.
rasta_pasta 4
Why do people tell others their phobias? They only end up using it against you, YDI.