Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Comments (199)
Dommin 4
FYL. The same thing happene to me but it was my cousin ._.
theRovingMage 0
Kua_Mei, don't let the idiots with no sense of grammar tell you how you ought to type. Such a skill will serve you well as you mature, especially in college and higher education. I'm impressed to meet people of any age who have sufficient command of English to be truly articulate. It's a pleasant change to my mind after legions of spelling-challenged, grammar-challenged, OMG-WTF-BBQ posts. Type on, darling! Know that with such practice, you're going to ace your SAT verbal, write papers with minimal editing for class, and thoroughly enjoy a part of academia that most people find odious.
suzieq181218 0
Break up with him. Now.
Pantera1420 0
Lmao, good.
Jasper8713 2
As someone with a psych background, flooding is actually usually the quickest way to get rid of a phobia... Flooding being exposing yourself to what you are afraid of in one fell swoop. Not saying what he did was right, just saying that that sort of extinction technique works.
5t3ff1k4h 47
105 - You just did, and took the time to post.
SkateboardGirl88 11
foot phobia WTF
KirstenLovesYou 0
I have that too. feet are nasty. not to the point of crying. but feet phobia isn't that incommen
Blackacre 0
Ditch the guy, you deserve someone sensitive to you.
mzgabbster 28
I'm pretty sure I've read this exact FML a few months ago.
Sheilatakeabow 0
He seems like a complete wanker.