Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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theRovingMage 0
Now you're just being rude. I haven't insulted you, and now you're trying to shut down the dialog by mocking me. Look, I'm not saying that everyone else *must* use words the way I do. But I do hate being told "ZOMG, why do u pretend like ur so smrt cuz u spel n use real wordz?", and I hate seeing people say it to others, so I stuck up for Kua_Mei. You don't have to talk like this. Just ignore it and move along, if you care so deeply about avoiding walls of text. Joy of skimming.
gottaloveit97 0
OMG!! I have foot phobia myself and it's horrible!! Its good to know I'm not the only one in the world who has it. I've had that happen and I am SOO SORRY it had to happen to you. Hope you're okay...and I hope your not still with him or at least he is more respectful.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Agreed, Mage. 139 - All that was pointed out was the fact she's a literate teen. She's obviously well spoken and there's no need to bring her down for that. The point I was trying to make was simply that it's rare to see someone so young with any intelligence. Mst speek lyk dis n u rly cnt undrstnd m bcuz werds r nt uzed oftin.
persimmon 0
you're weird
RUSH777 0
He has a sense of humor. I understand it's a phobia, but considering it's an irrational one, this is funny. it would be like my bf taking me to a windmill farm. it's not like he tried pouring battery acid on you.
BubbaDoose 0
it's for your own good girl! shows he cares xD hahahahahaha! how in the world do feet scare you? are do ya just think they're gnarly
gottaloveit97 0
because feet aren't scary they are gross. I no I shouldn't be speaking for the moderator but trust me when you find feet gross, it can be pretty bad.
patiencek 0
my boyfriend once held me down and let his friend lick inbetween my toes, I cried like a baby so I understand how you feel. I suggest kicking in the groin they learn quick after that!
mzgabbster 28
lol Why did his friend lick in between your toes? That's nasty.
bootje 5
I don't see your point, theRovingMage. Where have I ever formulated a sentence like an idiot? And that last sentence of mine was just a joke, lighten up. Anyway, if you want to save the art of language, go to any blogger site and weep. Another point I would like to make is that not everyone who is online, is a native English speaker. It might be a good idea to "dumb yourself down a little", so that non-native English speakers can also participate.
bootje 5
Actually, Kua_Mei should get a blog. She would be a boost to the image of blogs... But this is a comment section, not a blogger space. So let me be clear: nothing against intelligent teenagers. Just against ramblings where they don't belong.
noparlpf 13
This is what we call an asshole. Either go with what 146 suggested, or find out something he's absolutely terrified of from his mother or something and then go do it to him.