Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
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Top comments
DraconicFeline 31
This is one of the few cases in which I would actually suggest a lawsuit. I hope they didn't try to make you pay for that.
Matheo_fml 21
Sweeney Todd Jr.? Was that you?
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Comments (91)
ShannonBitt 29
I agree with #26, although this was in Canada, so the regulations could be different from the US
Jak0p 25
so which category are you in, #11?
mmazzaa 16
Bet you said"it looks great thank you" infront of him then went home and cry
buckdharma 38
"You know what capitalism is? Getting ******!"
thes7274473 19
Yeah, don't pay for that and try to have them pay for the medical bill on the stitches.
dragoongirl90 34
That sucks, but don't give up. Find a better barber. Supercuts is total shit.
candyguurl 9
if you read the post right you would see that he's saying the barber was the one who cut him up not supercuts. I work at supercuts and we dont use straight razors etc. we're a hair salon not a barber shop. #getyourfactsstraight
chazzywazzy654 22
Your point was valid and then you ruined it by using a hashtag.
brittaaany_93 38
FML is not the place for hashtags.
HairIsEverything 15
#35 is saying to find a better barber this time, but never go back to Supercuts. I worked there and it was horrible. Complete lack of skill and care for customer service. They just want to rush your cut, get your money and start the next person in line.
nialls_girl 13
Did they know the difference between hair and skin? Sorry, OP. :/
Bragi 12
That much damage isn't an accident, OP. Either you kept moving or they hated you.
KingZach 10
I think you're starting to cross the "fine line"....
Ray_of_midnight 23
He never wanted to be a barber. He wanted to be ...a LUMBERJACK!