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Ouch! That sux
Nah, his ears needed a trim anyway.
Aweee sorry OP!! My mom always tries to get me to let her cut my hair but I'm worried something like that will happen!! :/
OP: so do I need to pay extra? Doctor: for what? OP: well, do I need to pay extra or will the tip cover it? *ba dum tsss*
It's funny how people with comments that ain't bad getting thumbed down while the stupid comments get thumbed up
At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery. No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:) Usually a better job, but more expensive. But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine. Fyl though But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive. I know nothing of the American health system
Keevarou always writes like an essay....i don't even read half of it anymore...
Thank you for the honest reply 18:) Sometimes I hate not explaining enough and be misunderstood so. And it's a nice way to excercice my English skills. So I mostly win on those comments.
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I quite enjoy Keevarou's comments. If I want a deeper understanding of an FML, I always read his comments and he provides good ways to solving the problems faced too.
Like i love reading it half the time because it's like "this guy is like...a philosopher!" but sometimes i'm like meh :b
23 tries to help Keevarou improve his English, gets thumbed down
35, thats how FML is sometimes, don't worry, he just did me a favor :) And we should make a new meme just to annoy doc. "douchebag FML" And I know I still got a long way to go when concerning English, but we live to learn. And I mostly just say my opinion when concerning FML's. So it can be lenghty, or it can not be. And it's annoying even for me when I have the positive attitude, I don't even have count on how many people irl have told me to be less happy/positive, it's a gift and a curse.
I think some people are taking commenting way too seriously. I do enjoy the longer, thought out comments though.
I agree with redbluegreen. I'd much rather read Keevarou's comments, which are usually well thought out, than read some bullshit "she's/he's a keeper" or "sucks bro" comment.
I'd rather read Keevarou's well thought out "essay" than the 19 comments that say "doesn't matter had sex" anyday.
I enjoy reading keevarous comments because he makes them interesting and I like pretty much all Norwegians. :)
Keevarou is the male Norwegian version of Cinn. I miss her insight here. Oh, and Keevarou - I'm making a rage face at you for that meme comment. Damn you, sir.
Thank you 35 at least someone understands lol
If that was half an essay...I'd hate to think how long 18's essays normally are.
Wait keevarou- english isn't your first language?! I had no idea (sorry i'm super new to fml) i completly enjoy reading your comments=) there very well thoughtout unlike some people's on here... Even before i had an FML account i would read ur comments like if i didnt understand an FML. French is my first language but ive been speaking english for 15 years now
What are they going to call u now? Vangh goh? And my mom cuts my hair but she is a professional
Yeah, a lesson everyone must learn at one point or another: DON'T let your mom cut your hair.
BUT MOMMY SAYS I LOOK BEAUTIFUL...!! *runs away rocking a bowl cut*
Unless she's a beautician...
^ Lol, I'm guessing OP's mom isn't one… or at least not a very good one.
3 - I always let my mom cut and do my hair, she did a wonderful job.
I'm a single Dad and always cut my daughters hair, it isn't hard and I often get people stopping me at shops asking me where I get their hair cut because it looks great.
Ouch. Hopefully you don't have to pay for that.
I figured OP's mom would have his sewed it back on
You paid for it heavily with some bucks and the tip of your ear.
Moms these days....
Ear circumcision. Ow.
Ouch, that sucks OP. Did the hair cut at least look good?
I've learned this the hard way! never ever let your mom cut your hair! even if she's a professional. shell be biased or give you a mullet because its "funny"
I known what you mean. I'm always asking my mom for a mullet and the bitch gives me a nice, attractive cut. Sometimes at work I like to just be able to step out back for a little party.
Next time just pay the money for a professional hair stylist or barber to cut your hair
Am i the only one that really wants to try to cut his own hair
^ I want to too, lol.
Lol ya I've realized that sounded better in my head so everyone dislike me now.
Don't let your mom play with scissors anymore. ;)
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At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery. No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:) Usually a better job, but more expensive. But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine. Fyl though But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive. I know nothing of the American health system
Thank you for the honest reply 18:) Sometimes I hate not explaining enough and be misunderstood so. And it's a nice way to excercice my English skills. So I mostly win on those comments.