By thejbarrick50 - 21/05/2012 02:29 - United States - Bergen

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery. No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:) Usually a better job, but more expensive. But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine. Fyl though But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive. I know nothing of the American health system

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Keevarou 17

Thank you for the honest reply 18:) Sometimes I hate not explaining enough and be misunderstood so. And it's a nice way to excercice my English skills. So I mostly win on those comments.

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CaughtTheMermaid 5

You don't say! T_T

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ucoolgirl31 20

Aweee sorry OP!! My mom always tries to get me to let her cut my hair but I'm worried something like that will happen!! :/

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cookeemonster 7

OP: so do I need to pay extra? Doctor: for what? OP: well, do I need to pay extra or will the tip cover it? *ba dum tsss*

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reddudeover 2

1 - Ouch this comment sux.

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MassaKerr 9

Thanks captain obvious

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MasterGamer591 13

It's funny how people with comments that ain't bad getting thumbed down while the stupid comments get thumbed up

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Keevarou 17

At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery. No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:) Usually a better job, but more expensive. But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine. Fyl though But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive. I know nothing of the American health system

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jtthegr8 26

Keevarou always writes like an essay....i don't even read half of it anymore...

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Keevarou 17

Thank you for the honest reply 18:) Sometimes I hate not explaining enough and be misunderstood so. And it's a nice way to excercice my English skills. So I mostly win on those comments.

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SkoomaKi 27

I quite enjoy Keevarou's comments. If I want a deeper understanding of an FML, I always read his comments and he provides good ways to solving the problems faced too.

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mhopper 13

Keevarou is so positive and optimistic. :) Your English is MUCH better than most of the morons here!

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jtthegr8 26

Like i love reading it half the time because it's like "this guy is like...a philosopher!" but sometimes i'm like meh :b

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yahoowizard 16

23 tries to help Keevarou improve his English, gets thumbed down

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Keevarou 17

35, thats how FML is sometimes, don't worry, he just did me a favor :) And we should make a new meme just to annoy doc. "douchebag FML" And I know I still got a long way to go when concerning English, but we live to learn. And I mostly just say my opinion when concerning FML's. So it can be lenghty, or it can not be. And it's annoying even for me when I have the positive attitude, I don't even have count on how many people irl have told me to be less happy/positive, it's a gift and a curse.

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MizzErikaHart 8

I usually read Keevarous comments the voice of those two Norwegian guys from family guy with the long blond hair that know english but still have the accents

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redbluegreen 40

I think some people are taking commenting way too seriously. I do enjoy the longer, thought out comments though.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I agree with redbluegreen. I'd much rather read Keevarou's comments, which are usually well thought out, than read some bullshit "she's/he's a keeper" or "sucks bro" comment.

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teague95 16

I'd rather read Keevarou's well thought out "essay" than the 19 comments that say "doesn't matter had sex" anyday.

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auzz1_pride 9

I enjoy reading keevarous comments because he makes them interesting and I like pretty much all Norwegians. :)

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DocBastard 38

Keevarou is the male Norwegian version of Cinn. I miss her insight here. Oh, and Keevarou - I'm making a rage face at you for that meme comment. Damn you, sir.

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WitchyArmyWife00 0

It is expensive if you don't have insurance. Just an aspirin is an arm and a leg in a hospital.

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Tali147 16

I hope to come as far in my English as you have Keevarou. I am not brave enough to write a very long comment yet. It takes me along time to write shorter ones.

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icemonkey14 2

Thank you 35 at least someone understands lol

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EricaCookies 0

If that was half an essay...I'd hate to think how long 18's essays normally are.

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TiffanyGeorges 5

Wait keevarou- english isn't your first language?! I had no idea (sorry i'm super new to fml) i completly enjoy reading your comments=) there very well thoughtout unlike some people's on here... Even before i had an FML account i would read ur comments like if i didnt understand an FML. French is my first language but ive been speaking english for 15 years now

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pinkWabbits 0

I love Keevarou's comments. All my comments are practically novels compared to his. And everytime I see his picture I smile because he's adorable! And Norweigan. :D

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italiancows 8

2- Here in Canada are medical care is free...eh!

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Kefka91 15

I'll hop on the Keevarou love train here. I love your comments AND you're pretty damn attractive in my opinion. (norwegian + reincarnation of Cobain = sign me up). Aaaaand now this is getting creepy... Keep up the good comments...

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noobpwner55 3

What are they going to call u now? Vangh goh? And my mom cuts my hair but she is a professional

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NeatNit 32

Yeah, a lesson everyone must learn at one point or another: DON'T let your mom cut your hair.

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CareFace 16

BUT MOMMY SAYS I LOOK BEAUTIFUL...!! *runs away rocking a bowl cut*

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CookieGirl4ever 13

^ Lol, I'm guessing OP's mom isn't one… or at least not a very good one.

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Addyy_ 5

3 - I always let my mom cut and do my hair, she did a wonderful job.

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fmessiah 19

I'm a single Dad and always cut my daughters hair, it isn't hard and I often get people stopping me at shops asking me where I get their hair cut because it looks great.

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nentenkupo 16

My mom is a former professional hairstylist :-)

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Mauskau 35

Ouch. Hopefully you don't have to pay for that.

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Pegasister_fml 5

I think OP already did... It cost OP a slice of their ear. Better than an arm and leg though, right?

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TwiztedYuri 9

just a flesh wound

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mccaincracker 6

I figured OP's mom would have his sewed it back on

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Sonychka 13

Ouch, that sucks OP. Did the hair cut at least look good?

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MassaKerr 9

Maybe some hair was left to cover his ears?

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mazio09210517 5

I've learned this the hard way! never ever let your mom cut your hair! even if she's a professional. shell be biased or give you a mullet because its "funny"

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Your mom must hate you if you're speaking from experience.

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nictransitglory 4

I known what you mean. I'm always asking my mom for a mullet and the bitch gives me a nice, attractive cut. Sometimes at work I like to just be able to step out back for a little party.

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Philintheblankz 14

Next time just pay the money for a professional hair stylist or barber to cut your hair

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yahoowizard 16

Am i the only one that really wants to try to cut his own hair

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CookieGirl4ever 13

Lol ya I've realized that sounded better in my head so everyone dislike me now.

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GRRSOM 7

Give your mom another tip: don't use scissors.

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CookieGirl4ever 13

Don't let your mom play with scissors anymore. ;)

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ICastillo 24

What in the actual ****? How does that even happen?

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Groucho_fml 5

Eat a man and use the bathroom?

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ICastillo 24

No I meant how in the hell do you cut the tip of someones ear off.

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