Belly Finger

By ihmmil - 18/01/2020 14:00

Spicy
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 411
You deserved it 307

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Tell him you want to see if he can get it in your "Front Butt Hole." You'll both be celibate for a while.

His what...?

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Tell him you want to see if he can get it in your "Front Butt Hole." You'll both be celibate for a while.

His what...?

What is erect penis? Now l'll take Boner-Killing Euphemisms for $800, Alex.

in other words, his middle leg.

*Salutes* Major Mood Kill xD

That doesn't even make sense - a penis isn't on your belly, idiot. Sounds like someone needs to go back to biology class and learn about the human anatomy.

Ewwww. I'm with you. That would kill my mood too.