Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
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Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Top comments
tb15 0
from strictly the FML, your life does not sound F'd. You can't expect relationships to be filled with passionate romance every day.
TrimKibbles 12
This is quite frankly the worst thread I've ever seen.
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Comments (47)
Gvaz 2
Me and my girlfriend both sit at the computer with our hands in our pants cause its warm. it's also mildly comforting. edit: not doing anything, just there because its warm
caguilar09 0
Hes a KEEPER =]
Epic_Times 10
LOL sounds like my Dad. My parents are still happily married because Dad still helps Mum alot so maybe there's hope for ya=]
MDNL 0
I'd leave were u. like hell I'd deal with shit
ThatRandomDude 0
so either they watch a lot of married with children, or peg is venting her rage about al on the internet
Skimbap 0
Think about it, he's probably looking back at you and thinking about how hot u were and all the sex you had, and instead seeing some old bitch complaining about her present-day life.
Skimbap 0
And he's probably thinking about all the hot sex his gf used to give him, and is now looking at some old bitch who complains about how the "romance" left their marriage, despite it being her own fault.
lickme89 3
Are those even the same ppl...plz telll me that it is...
fidrat04 0
you probably refuse to have sex with him everytime he asks....women are all the same...
chellefish22 0
What a classy guy...