Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Top comments
tb15 0
from strictly the FML, your life does not sound F'd. You can't expect relationships to be filled with passionate romance every day.
TrimKibbles 12
This is quite frankly the worst thread I've ever seen.
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Comments (47)
TheFuckerofShit 16
I do it, too, because it's something normal about men.
i_luv_u3030 3
aww well talk to ur husband about it cuz u deserve more :)
shopfitch 7
You deserve it for being a pushover.
i_am_Q 0
Hahah al bundy.....
Synistiel 14
Sexists. They sicken me to the point where I want to strangle them to death. I hope all you inconsiderate ***** die a painful death for making the world a horrible place to be a woman in. As for the post, OP you don't give enough details. Does he do alot? Or are you just depressed because he doesn't want to get up and do something with you? You could be a selfish bitch or a hardworking woman. I say FYL for having a husband that isn't willing to give up what he's doing to make you happy, because I know I would for my future husband.
Synistiel 14
Sexists. They sicken me to the point where I want to strangle them to death. I hope all you inconsiderate ***** die a painful death for making the world a horrible place to be a woman in. As for the post, OP you don't give enough details. Does he do alot? Or are you just depressed because he doesn't want to get up and do something with you? You could be a selfish bitch or a hardworking woman. I say FYL for having a husband that isn't willing to give up what he's doing to make you happy, because I know I would for my future husband.
Twigz 4
It takes two to make a happy relationship. Period. Nobody here knows how much either one is putting forth effort, but it will always take two to make for a happy relationship.
iamsophie 13
Yep, same. That's life I guess!
The_9th_Doctor 18
I'd say it's no more sex time or divorce time.
A_Little_Girl77 12
Communication is key.. Why don't you just remind him of the past.. If you know what I mean ;)