Health: Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell...

By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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Punned

By 4fingerdiscount - 13/09/2016 11:07 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML

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By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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Loser

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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Lilbabynid3 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:01

So did you send one?

pointless07 1

Thursday 29 December 2011 19:01

douche.

Comments

hpp15 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:13

Is anyone else laughing at the fact that he's a 9Gagger? Haha loved it :)

chilla4m3 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:15

Hm, Considering that would seem like something important enough to make phone call over not a darn text I think I would say the same thing. Because if my boyfriend sent a text and text of all things saying I'm going to the hosptil for any reason, I would wonder what the hell. I would think that it was possible he is drunk or just joking around.

lucyinthesky420 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:34

Only response to have my dear.

kphippie 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:35

Haha that's kinda funny

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:54

Send me a pic of the one the bitch didn't bite.

MexicanObama 15

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:54

YDI for expecting him to believe you without proof.

chasingmountains 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:02

I love when the OP's usernames reflect the FML, like how this one is "OH COME ON" which is most likely the OP's reaction. But OP that is a little funny..but also a little frustrating...good luck at the doctors or hospital..