By jjoker - 30/12/2018 14:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to the toilet to do a number 2. As I went to wipe, the toilet paper slipped out of my hand and I before my brain could register, I wiped my ass with my bare hand.. I also had curry the night before, so yeah. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 279
You deserved it 935

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It's not the end of the world. At least it was your own shit and not someone else's, and I'm assuming it was at your own house and not a public bathroom, so just thoroughly wash your hands, clean under your nails and move on with life.

Oh shit...

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Oh shit...

It's not the end of the world. At least it was your own shit and not someone else's, and I'm assuming it was at your own house and not a public bathroom, so just thoroughly wash your hands, clean under your nails and move on with life.

whiskey'swino 15

You're the shit! Literally.

how does it feels like being an Indian for a day?

Talk about a shitty day

Now that's what I call... A Shitty situation! 😂😁

Sounds like a Freudian slip