By salmone - Australia - Spotswood
  Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
salmone_fml tells us more :
Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.
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  sh3lbst3r  |  8

That's what I'm saying! OP, how do you not say something? If you're the teacher I would think it would be your responsibility to not let that happen in your class, especially if you're aware AS IT'S HAPPENING. Don't say you couldn't single the guy out in front of everyone, because the kid is wanking in class, he deserves what ever consequences he gets. And as a young female, I'd be pretty pissed off and uncomfortable as fuck if a student of either gender was masturbating during class, especially if my teacher or prof just let it happen. You totally deserve this because you allowed it to go down. Fuck your students lives!

By  golferman72  |  16

I be the got a 69 on the test

  Miss_Whipped  |  43

I'm sure that pun was unintentional, but I still appreciated it.

I can't imagine how uncomfortable I would be if I were in either the other students' situation or the teacher's.
If you noticed, the students probably did too. So FYL, OP.
Still needs a follow-up though.

By  JBrownie123  |  24

Wow... That sounds about right considering the current situation in a lot of schools sadly.

  Rag_dollxx  |  21

It happened when I was at school, some girl frigging off whilst in an English exam and she wasn't even quiet about it. Most exciting news in school at the time.

  VonBlitzkrieg  |  27

Well.... I don't k know if there's a rule that says students can't jerk off in class. I mean, obviously it's not ok, but if he didn't expose himself then it wasn't punishable, just wrong. Really, really wrong.