Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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Comments (211)
visage 0
hahahahahah! Punch your mom in the ****, and put a boot to your dads balls. Because of them you get to deal with a small dick for life! Thank God I don't have that curse....
perstephane 4
As multiple people have pointed out, you don't have to be 18 to switch to a regular doctor. If OP is under 18, he's a minor, and I think his parents fall within the umbrella of doctor-patient. The doctor is allowed to inform them of OP's medical issues as far as I know.
kinkysexx 0
so you decided to **** your life even more by telling everyone on here how small your penis is. congratulations!
secret_fml 0
rofl at least he is going to help you fix it!
mo_the_owl 0
80% of the male gender wants to know what his "remedies" are..
aznboytellem 0
steroids for your puney wuney wee wee?
whoaelena 0
That makes it appear bigger cause your balls shrink!
DrunkenValor 0
I'll donate some of my penis.
YouFailForLife 7
ROFL....yes...you sir, are a champion
blink831forever 13
That sucks.
sublime93 0
There was another one like this, http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/41568
KINGMARIO_fml 0
haha my doctor is like that but after I told him I didn't do drugs the first thing he told my mom was 'he sells A LOT of drugs'
griddy24 18
xD