Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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jonny2x4 0
Um, yeah, heheh. Your doctor knows some remedies, heheh. He wants to show you some of them, heheh. I mean he reeeeaaally wants to show you some, heheh. He says he has to gargle first, heheh.
1965 0
If you're old enough to switch doctors, you're old enough to go by yourself. Why were your parents there?
DameGreyWulf 1
Your doctor does know your penis could still be growing (assuming you're not 18), yes? I think I'll go with 88 on that (not the fake part), because this seriously seems like he's a quack after your money.
esines 9
Actually, some guys' wieners grow into the 20's
heavymetalfan666 0
at least he knows how to fix it
screwtayIor 0
You need steroids for your junk, man. How else are you gonna get the doctor to have buttsex with you?
screwtayIor 0
did i double-post? :P
jellyfish_ftw 0
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qwerty123456789 0
There's no way to tell penis size accurately unless the person has a boner. I certainly hope you weren't having "Happy time" at the Dr.'s.
bffa1234 0
Good thing for Penis Enlargement Pills
DameGreyWulf 1
Another excellent point! Also, somewhere I read (from several places) that many men's penises don't stop growing until their mid twenties. So, since your parents were there and you just switched, OP, I believe I can safely assume you aren't that old, and coupling in a couple other FACTS (such as 107 and 88)... definitely the verdict is that your doctor knows dick about dicks.
Starchild21 3
I have to agree as well. Without fully knowing his age and whether they checked his girth/growth or not, it would be hard to say whether he has a small dick or not. The fact that it's an adult doctor means that his idea of a penis is most likely based on that of an adult's. However pediatricians deal up to 14-18yo before they hand it off, so it's very hard to say. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Swirvia 0
and u post this online for millions to read because... u want the world to know u have a small dick?