Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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Comments (211)
yisrab 0
Plexico Is only real with a small p
Intoxicunt 6
You shouldn't be talking about his "P" size on here! Sorry to hear that, plex. Also, #110 FTW.
YDIBITCHES 0
Yup he's never fantisized about it
jessxoxo28 5
o.O
leos1991 0
How small could it be hahahaha
SuicideSaint_fml 0
Well, just stay for a while until you can get your problem fixed.
Nickha0 0
Better hope you hit puberty late
YummyumCum 0
wut a ****** douche **** him and his fuking doctor degree!
xOblivion 0
well at least you can have it fixed and it won't be abnormally small anymore ^o)
kingyoto 0
Well they say it's not the size, and that it's how you use it, but that a load of crap. sorry on the small wanger mate.
griddy24 18
It is totally true in the end. Since most women don’t cum from penetration, the size of wang doesn’t really count as she will be getting off from other things (hands, mouth, general sexiness)
Solumina 0
This is clearly a fake. The only time that penis size is considered to be a medical problem would have been obvious to the person and his pediatrician long ago, not to mention that pediatricians are trained to treat people up through puberty, not just children, so a doctor who only treats adults wouldn't have any additional knowledge in this area.